TALL Fucktose Intolerant Tee

Fucktose Intolerant bold block text design front print black tee from Infidel Collective

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MODERN FIT 4.5 OZ / CONTEMPORARY FIT FROM $29.99 HEAVYWEIGHT 6.1 OZ / RELAXED FIT FROM $35.99 TALL HEAVYWEIGHT 6.1 OZ / TALL RELAXED FIT FROM $37.99

Size LT XLT 2XLT 3XLT 4XLT

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Bold distressed lettering reads “FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT” across the chest. The diagnosis is fictional; the symptoms become obvious whenever bullshit enters the room.

A blunt adult humor tee for people with limited patience for excuses, posturing, and manufactured nonsense. No dietary changes are required, although avoiding fools may reduce exposure.

This Tall Heavyweight tee uses substantial 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton and extended body and sleeve length. It is cut for longer frames, with more coverage than a standard-length tee.

One made-up diagnosis. A familiar real-world symptom. Choose your fit and keep the joke handy.

Made to Order - Printed in Our Shop

Infidel Collective is a small-batch shop, not a warehouse brand. We keep limited blank inventory across several garment families. If your size and fit are not already on hand, we bring in the correct garment before printing.

Please allow up to 15 business days for production before carrier pickup.

Tracking is sent when production is complete and your order is prepared for shipment. That notification can arrive before carrier pickup; please allow up to 1–2 business days for the first carrier scan and movement. Carrier transit time begins after pickup and varies by destination. Orders containing multiple garment families may follow the longest production window so the order can ship complete.

A 6.1 oz. heavyweight ring-spun cotton tee built specifically for tall sizing.

Solid colors: 100% U.S.-grown ring-spun cotton
Select heather colors use cotton/polyester blends
Relaxed unisex fit
Extended body and sleeve length

Sourced from a Fair Labor Accredited supplier.

Tall sizing adds length without simply sizing up the width. The Heavyweight Tall Tee adds about 3 inches of body length and 1 inch of sleeve length compared with the corresponding regular heavyweight Tee.

Choose LT–4XLT by chest measurement first, then use the added body length to match your height and preferred fit.

Learn more about our cuts, fabric, and design.