Fucktose Intolerant bold block text design front print black tee from Infidel Collective

Heavyweight Fucktose Intolerant Tee

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$35.99
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Fucktose Intolerant bold block text design front print black tee from Infidel Collective
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Heavyweight Fucktose Intolerant Tee

Heavyweight Fucktose Intolerant Tee

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MODERN FIT 4.5 OZ / CONTEMPORARY FIT FROM $29.99 HEAVYWEIGHT 6.1 OZ / RELAXED FIT FROM $35.99
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

Heavyweight Fucktose Intolerant Tee

Bold distressed lettering reads “FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT” across the chest. The diagnosis is fictional; the symptoms become obvious whenever bullshit enters the room.

A blunt adult humor tee for people with limited patience for excuses, posturing, and manufactured nonsense. No dietary changes are required, although avoiding fools may reduce exposure.

This Heavyweight tee uses substantial 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton and a relaxed unisex fit. Choose it for a weightier feel and more room compared with Modern Fit.

One made-up diagnosis. A familiar real-world symptom. Choose your fit and keep the joke handy.

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING - HEAVYWEIGHT

Made to Order - Printed in Our Shop

Infidel Collective is a small-batch shop, not a warehouse brand. We keep limited blank inventory across several garment families. If your size and fit are not already on hand, we bring in the correct garment before printing.

Please allow up to 15 business days for production before carrier pickup.

Tracking is sent when production is complete and your order is prepared for shipment. That notification can arrive before carrier pickup; please allow up to 1–2 business days for the first carrier scan and movement. Carrier transit time begins after pickup and varies by destination. Orders containing multiple garment families may follow the longest production window so the order can ship complete.
TEE MATERIAL - HEAVYWEIGHT

A more substantial 6.1 oz. ring-spun cotton tee with a relaxed unisex fit.

  • Solid colors: 100% U.S.-grown ring-spun cotton
  • Select heather colors use cotton/polyester blends
  • Relaxed body with the classic wide rib collar
  • Built for customers who prefer a heavier, more substantial tee

Sourced from a Fair Labor Accredited supplier.
SIZING & FIT

Relaxed unisex fit with more room through the body than the Modern Fit tee.

Order your usual tee size for the intended relaxed fit. If you are between sizes, compare the garment measurements before ordering.

Learn more about our cuts, fabric, and design.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Wash It Like a Rebel - But Not An Idiot

  • Don't overthink it.
  • Machine wash cold - inside out.
  • Never use bleach.
  • Tumble dry on low heat.

Keep it simple, keep it badass, and your gear will stick with you through every ride, every haul and every adventure!

For instructions on washing hats - check out our blog on "How To Not Wreck Your Lid".
FAFO Guaranteed - We DGAF what happens, it's covered with a lifetime satisfaction guarantee on all Infidel Collective gear.

FAFO GUARANTEED30-DAY NO BS GUARANTEE

Built to last. Not babied.

BUILT TO LASTNOT BE BABIED

Patriotic and NSFW gear made for red, white and blue collar patriotic individuals who are proud to stand for the US Flag and kneel to no man.

NO CHEAP JUNKPERIOD

Infidel Collective is American owned and American operated. All gear is crafted and shipped from within the USA.

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