Welcome To The Shitshow Dad hat

Welcome To The Shitshow Dad hat in Black, front view

CHOOSE YOUR HAT STYLE

FLEXFIT FROM $35.99 MESH SNAPBACK FROM $31.99 DAD HAT FROM $33.99 BEANIE FROM $29.99

ColorBlack

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

WELCOME TO THE SHITSHOW is the greeting for days that went sideways before the first cup of coffee. The embroidery makes a dry observation, not a speech about the situation.

The unstructured, low-profile crown has a curved visor and adjustable strap. This is the relaxed cap option, with the embroidered mark doing the work.

If you've said it out loud more than once this week, choose the hat that says it first.

Made to Order - Embroidered in the USA

Our hats are embroidered to order with a domestic partner rather than mass-produced and warehoused.

Because hats are fulfilled separately from apparel printed in our shop, an order containing both may arrive in more than one shipment. Separate tracking will be provided when each package is ready to move.

Please allow up to 15–20 days for hat production and delivery.

Our hats are built for everyday wear with structured profiles, durable embroidery surfaces, and adjustable or stretch-fit comfort depending on the style.

Snapbacks / Trucker Hats

Structured six-panel build with a breathable mesh back, curved visor, and adjustable snap closure. Cotton/poly blend varies by style.

Camo Snapbacks

Cotton front with polyester mesh back, structured low-profile fit, camo finish, and adjustable snapback closure.

Flexfit Ballcaps

Structured mid-profile cap with cotton/poly/spandex twill and a stretch band for a clean, fitted feel.

Beanies

Soft cuffed knit made from 100% acrylic. Warm, snug, hypoallergenic, and hand washable.

Pick Your Size Wisely - There's No Participation Trophy For Getting it Wrong.

True to size on pretty much all apparel - and we'll call it out where it isn't the case. For tops, if you're between sizes, size up for comfort due to the unisex fit and athletic cut on the tee's and tanks.

For full sizing details - check out the Size & Measurement Guide that matches.