TALL Welcome to the Shitshow Red Script Tee

White block lettering welcomes everyone to the red handwritten “SHITSHOW” across this black tee. It is difficult to claim there was no warning.

The high-contrast front print turns workplace chaos and adult sarcasm into useful signage. Wear it when the plan has failed, the experts have vanished, and attendance is somehow still mandatory.

The Tall Heavyweight tee adds extended body and sleeve length to substantial 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton. It's the longer-fitting option without moving into a hoodie.

A little red ink makes the greeting harder to miss. Grab your size and let the front print speak first.

Made to Order - Printed in Our Shop

Infidel Collective is a small-batch shop, not a warehouse brand. We keep limited blank inventory across several garment families. If your size and fit are not already on hand, we bring in the correct garment before printing.

Please allow up to 15 business days for production before carrier pickup.

Tracking is sent when production is complete and your order is prepared for shipment. That notification can arrive before carrier pickup; please allow up to 1–2 business days for the first carrier scan and movement. Carrier transit time begins after pickup and varies by destination. Orders containing multiple garment families may follow the longest production window so the order can ship complete.

A 6.1 oz. heavyweight ring-spun cotton tee built specifically for tall sizing.

Solid colors: 100% U.S.-grown ring-spun cotton
Select heather colors use cotton/polyester blends
Relaxed unisex fit
Extended body and sleeve length

Sourced from a Fair Labor Accredited supplier.

Tall sizing adds length without simply sizing up the width. The Heavyweight Tall Tee adds about 3 inches of body length and 1 inch of sleeve length compared with the corresponding regular heavyweight Tee.

Choose LT–4XLT by chest measurement first, then use the added body length to match your height and preferred fit.

Learn more about our cuts, fabric, and design.