Tall Men's Absolutely Fucking Not Tee | Infidel Collective

The Best Answer Is Absolutely Fucking Not distressed text design front print black tee from Infidel Collective

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STANDARD REGULAR SIZES FROM $34.00 TALL EXTENDED LENGTH FROM $38.00

Size LT XLT 2XLT 3XLT 4XLT

Not Made to Appeal to the Masses.
Find Your Fit Then Wear It Like You Mean It!

PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

“THE BEST ANSWER IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT” fills the front in distressed white lettering with the key qualification driven through the middle in red. Ambiguity has been removed from the process.

An unapologetic adult humor tee for bad proposals, unwanted opinions, and requests that should have died before reaching the meeting. It delivers the complete answer without wasting a second paragraph on negotiation.

TALL SIZES. Cut in LT through 4XLT proportions, this extended-length black tee adds extra body length for taller builds while keeping the original artwork unchanged.

Made to Order - One at a Time

Infidel Collective is a small shop, not a warehouse brand.

Every item is designed in-house and printed in the USA after your order is placed. Your order supports American small business and keeps production domestic, American jobs, and avoid mass-producing gear with no soul.

Orders with this design typically ship within 5-7 days, with carrier transit usually taking another 2–5 business days depending on location.

Made with soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton grown on U.S. farms. Solid colors are 100% cotton, while Gray and other heather colors use cotton/polyester blends.

Pick Your Size Wisely - There's No Participation Trophy For Getting it Wrong.

True to size on pretty much all apparel - and we'll call it out where it isn't the case. For tops, if you're between sizes, size up for comfort due to the unisex fit and athletic cut on the tee's and tanks.

For full sizing details - check out the Size & Measurement Guide that matches.