Road Vixen Distressed Dad Hat - Red Stitch

One Size Fits Most—and by “most,” we mean unless your head’s the size of a prize-winning pumpkin or a toddler’s lunchbox, you’re good.

• Adjustable snapback closure (or Flexfit stretch band, depending on the hat)
• Mid to high crown on most styles (Richardson 112s and Yupoong mesh truckers aren’t made for dainty domes)
• Built for real folks—not runway models or hipster cap collectors

Still not sure?

Check the sizing chart below and measure twice. These hats are made to ride with you—not squeeze the life outta you.

One Size Fits Most

So you got yourself a badass snapback. Want it to last? Cool—don’t treat it like your gym socks.

• No washing machines. You’re not trying to spin-cycle your attitude off.
• No dishwashers. You’d be shocked how many people try it. Don’t be that guy.
• Hand wash only. Cold water, mild soap, no bleach, no drama.
• Air dry. Do not microwave, bake, or toss it on the dash of a 120° truck cab.
• Don’t fold, crush, or sit on it. It’s not a damn pancake.

Treat your gear with respect, and it’ll return the favor—ride after ride, run after run, rant after rant.

Let’s shoot straight: not every snapback or trucker hat in our lineup starts life on American soil.

The blank hats (Yupoong, and Richardson 112s snapback trucker hats and Otto ball caps) are globally made—most often in Vietnam or Bangladesh. We do our best to avoid China like the plague, with exception of Otto ball caps & Camo Snapback, which are only available out of China.

Here’s how it breaks down:

• Blank hats: Sourced from top-tier global brands known for durability (Yupoong, Richardson, Otto)
• Designs: Created here in the U.S. by your favorite rebel with a cause
• Embroidery: Done in the USA by real folks—not robots or sweatshops
• Shipping: Straight from us to you, no foreign middleman

We wish everything could be 100% American-made, but in the world of headwear, that’s about as rare as a politician telling the truth. So we do the next best thing: honest sourcing, American craftsmanship, and no BS about where your gear comes from.

By keeping it real, we keep costs down, quality up, and our middle finger pointed at the woke nonsense of fast fashion.

You’re not just buying a hat—you’re repping a mindset.

We make each product on demand, ensuring high-quality craftsmanship instead of mass production. That means your order goes into production as soon as you buy, with an average turnaround of 2-5 days before shipping out.

Standard delivery typically takes 2-4 days, so you’ll have your gear in hand within about a week.

This process reduces waste, supports American-made quality, and keeps small businesses alive—all things worth waiting a few extra days for. Thanks for standing with us.