BRRRRRT Aggressive Hospitality Phalanx CIWS front-print tee design with stylized U.S. Navy close-in weapon system

BRRRRRT Aggressive Hospitality Phalanx CIWS Tee

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MODERN FIT 4.5 OZ / CONTEMPORARY FIT FROM $29.99 HEAVYWEIGHT 6.1 OZ / RELAXED FIT FROM $35.99

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SIGNATURE SERIES REBRANDING

Every Infidel Collective tee now ships with our reaper mark on the right sleeve and the U.S. flag on the left. Most back print tees now also include a small pocket sized chest hit, as well.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

BRRRRRT Aggressive Hospitality Phalanx CIWS Tee

Shipboard defense with a sense of humor. This front-print design features a stylized Phalanx CIWS—the U.S. Navy close-in weapon system built around a 20 mm M61A1 Vulcan rotary cannon—wearing a party hat beneath “BRRRRRT” and “THE SOUND OF AGGRESSIVE HOSPITALITY.”

It is impact humor for sailors, veterans, military families, and anyone who understands the particular hospitality of a weapon system designed to deal with threats that made it too close to the ship. Specific hardware, specific humor, no generic tactical posturing.

Our Modern Fit tee has a lighter 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton feel and a closer unisex silhouette. Use the size guide if you prefer more room through the body.

Phalanx CIWS. BRRRRRT. Aggressive hospitality delivered.

Made to Order - Printed in Our Shop

Infidel Collective is a small-batch shop, not a warehouse brand. We keep limited blank inventory across several garment families. If your size and fit are not already on hand, we bring in the correct garment before printing.

Please allow up to 15 business days for production before carrier pickup.

Tracking is sent when production is complete and your order is prepared for shipment. That notification can arrive before carrier pickup; please allow up to 1–2 business days for the first carrier scan and movement. Carrier transit time begins after pickup and varies by destination. Orders containing multiple garment families may follow the longest production window so the order can ship complete.

Our Modern Fit tees feature lightweight, 4.5 oz. ring-spun cotton built for comfortable, all-day, everyday wear.

Solid colors: 100% U.S.-grown, pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton
Gray and heather colors: Cotton/polyester blends made with U.S.-grown cotton
Contemporary unisex fit with a closer, less relaxed silhouette
Printed design

FIT NOTE: Our Modern Fit tees offer a more fitted appearance than our Heavyweight relaxed fit tees. Order your usual size for a closer fit, or size up if you prefer extra room through the chest and body. Check the size chart above to find your preferred fit.

Prefer heavier fabric and more relaxed fit? Select the Heavyweight version of this design.

Sourced from a Fair Labor Accredited supplier.