Funny NSFW Shirt – I’m a Shitshow Graphic Tee in Pink on White

Transparency and Pride in Quality

At Infidel Collective, we value honesty as much as the quality of our apparel. While our designs are created here by yours truly, here in the USA, we believe in full transparency about the origins of the blank garment of these t-shirt designs.

Here’s how it all comes together:

1. Global Manufacturing "Blank" Garments
2. Designs Created by Your Favorite Infidel
3. Designs Applied Here in the USA
4. Products are Shipped From Us to You - All Here in the USA

We’re proud to combine globally responsible practices with USA grown cotton, and Red, White & Blue-Collar designs, to bring you products that are as bold and authentic as the Infidel Collective tribe.

These blanks will come from either Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, or the United States. But due to the chance it isn't US sourced, we will NOT label these designs as "Made in USA". If Made in the USA is your jam, we have dozens of designs that are 100% USA made - check them out!

So while the printed inner neck tag will likely say "Made in Nicaragua," rest assured our process honors the roots of American quality and ingenuity.

This approach lets us deliver premium apparel while staying true to our values and keeping prices accessible for our Infidel family, leveraging as much home turf grit as we can muster!

Pick your size wisely—there’s no participation trophy for getting it wrong.

Our tees are true-to-size, meaning if your current shirt fits like a sausage casing, size up. If you're swimming in fabric, size down. Otherwise, trust the size chart and ride on.

Size Chart For These T-Shirts

Really, we’re not here to judge. If you order three sizes too small, don’t email us saying our shirts shrink. They don’t. Physics exists. Just check the damn chart.

Wash Like a Rebel, But Not an Idiot

• Machine Wash: Warm water, not hot—this shirt’s here to make a statement, not survive a sauna.
• Bleach: Non-chlorine only, because this isn’t your grandma’s laundry.
• Tumble Dry: Medium heat. No need to roast it like a Thanksgiving turkey.
• No Ironing: Wrinkles add character—just like you.
• No Dry Cleaning: If your cleaner sees this, they’ll judge you harder than your ex.

Keep it simple, keep it badass, and your shirt will stick with you through every ride, every haul, and every adventure.

We make each product on demand, ensuring high-quality craftsmanship instead of mass production. That means your order goes into production as soon as you buy, with an average turnaround of 2-5 days before shipping out.

Standard delivery typically takes 2-4 days, so you’ll have your gear in hand within about a week.

This process reduces waste, supports American-made quality, and keeps small businesses alive—all things worth waiting a few extra days for. Thanks for standing with us.